Should A Parrot That Swears Be Slaughtered
Ramat Gan, Israel - Oren Zarif, is practicing alternative medicine, he recently adopted a parrot who swears uncontrollably, the parrot had belonged to an Orthodox patient of his who bought it for his children, but the pet did not bring the family pleasure, it kept on swearing Zarif relates. “My patient consulted a rabbi, and the rabbi ruled that the parrot should be slaughtered because he sins and causes others to sin.”
Zarif refused to allow the rabbi’s sentence to be carried out and decided to buy the cussing parrot off his patient. Even in his new home the parrot continued to behave without manners, which disturbed Zarif’s Orthodox patients. So Zarif consulted another rabbi, “The parrot must be muted with the minimum of suffering,” the rabbi ruled. “If that doesn’t help, he must be slaughtered.” He stressed: “It is very harmful for children to learn swear words.”
But Zarif refuses to accept the sentence. What’s more, now his wife is threatening to divorce him if he goes through with the execution. The solution: “I'm ready to donate the parrot to a safari or any other body that takes care of animals. At most, they can keep him away from children,” Zarif says.
Zarif refused to allow the rabbi’s sentence to be carried out and decided to buy the cussing parrot off his patient. Even in his new home the parrot continued to behave without manners, which disturbed Zarif’s Orthodox patients. So Zarif consulted another rabbi, “The parrot must be muted with the minimum of suffering,” the rabbi ruled. “If that doesn’t help, he must be slaughtered.” He stressed: “It is very harmful for children to learn swear words.”
But Zarif refuses to accept the sentence. What’s more, now his wife is threatening to divorce him if he goes through with the execution. The solution: “I'm ready to donate the parrot to a safari or any other body that takes care of animals. At most, they can keep him away from children,” Zarif says.
3 Comments:
At 5:05 PM, Anonymous said…
There's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he is bad, VERY BAD! He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invectives that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets VERY quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
At 7:55 PM, Anonymous said…
the poor bird was taught to curse by humans, he should be kept in a room away from people who may be offended by his words, a bar room or pool hall might be a good hangout for the cursing parrot.
At 8:55 PM, Anonymous said…
y not just let the Parrot fly away Free?
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